Estranged couple, Paul and Meryl Morgan (Hugh Grant and Sarah Jessica Parker) witness a murder in New York and are relocated to a small town in Wyoming as part of a witness-protection programme.

'Did you hear about the Morgans?' try 'Did you hear about this awful movie?'
You know? The movie that crawls along, dragging it's knees to a predictable, cliche-riddled ending. Sometimes a bad movie is somewhat saved by the quality of acting, but we've seen better amateur dramatics than the wooden performances by these two so-called 'A-listers.' Hugh Grant stuck forever in his perpetual wheel of bumbling, English toff and SSJ? Unemotional & bland. We've seen more life in an empty bottle of your Covet perfume. And now, quite frankly folks, we can't be bothered to write any more because this was one of the worse movies we've ever seen. A big 'DON'T BOTHER' from the Bright team.

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